I intended my first post to be a touching plea about censorship and free speech but this would be for later, for since then
something more important happened: I had to eat!
So I tried to fix myself a nice a nutritious meal (6 hotdogs actually) and found out that I was out of Ketchup. Now I’m French-Canadian, not an American so I don’t put ketchup on everything and anything but hotdogs NEED ketchup.
So I went to the 7-11 (it’s quite late as I write this) and all they had was a ‘classic’ GLASS Heinz Ketchup bottle.
I just finished battling with it and am eating as I write this (keyboard cleanliness is for wusses) and a battle it was, of epic proportions. I had forgotten how frustrating those Glass Ketchup bottles could be. A little drop here and there, then you knock on the bottle and get a big batch covering your hand like if you had just went into a killing rampage in your neighborhood then you have start over for the next hot-dog. (not that I ever went into a killing rampage nor that you could prove it)
